There was a researcher from Partbelth
Thinking of issues on public health
The more he kept thinking
The more ‘twas confusing
Oh poor researcher from Partbelth!
One Sunday seemed fun so he bucked up
For topics, his mentor he ranged up
The mentor then told him
Some topics that bored him
Sadly the researcher then backed up.
Finally his brain he could steer
Sample size, objectives were clear
But the Technical guys
Told it wouldn’t suffice
From his goals he’s far more than near.
Some way a sound topic he did find
With tribal mental health combined
But Ethics Committee
Slammed some nitty-gritty
Broken, the researcher near died.
And then the researcher from Partbelth
Decided to rather make some wealth
So a limerick he popped
As a writer he topped
No more a researcher from Partbelth.
~Almas Kiran Shamim
P.S. This is my very first attempt at writing a limerick